Blog advertising

Okay. I'll be competely honest with you. Like one fourth of all my pageviews are actually from me. So, to boost my blog's popularity, I typed out a couple of ads that I'm going to print soon that say things like,
 
"Have you visited http://www.jennaaguilarsblog.bogspot.com ?"
                               
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Go online right now and visit http://www.jennaaguilarsblog.blogspot.com/

                       -Juicy blog posts!

                       -Language select!

                       -Monthly polls!

                      
                       -Blog search engine!

                    

                       -About Jenna Aguilar box!   

                       -Page view status!

                     -Awesome web page
                      design to top it all off!                                    

Hey. I'm desperate. I'll take all the attention I can get, even If it means making cheesy advertisements.